怪物史莱克英文剧本完整版.doc

Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true loves first kiss. Like thats ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think hes in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. Hell groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. Theyll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. Theyll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, its quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You wouldnt turn me in. Ill never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. Im not a puppet, Im a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, dont let them do it! Next. What do you got? Well, Ive got a talking donkey! Right. Well thats good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella. Well? Hes just a li..., just a little nervous. Hes really quite a chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! Thats it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. Ive talked to... Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -Thats right, foo