趣味英语学习.ppt

The terms has been used ironically in several ways, for example: Your destiny is certainly bad. Your fate’s even more unpredictable than that of a Yunnan detainee playing hide-and-seek. 你们这些人的下场绝对惨过躲猫猫。 You’d better treat your relationship seriously. If you’re joking around, there’ll be revenge. Playing with love can be as deadly as a game of hide-and-seek. 男女爱情不得躲猫猫。 Humorous story Pig or Witch ? A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG!! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, WITCH(女巫)!! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen. 猪还是女巫 ? ? 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。 A girls wish On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time. A kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word KISS scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, Your wife must love you very much,I see her send you a KISS before you begin your speech. The speaker smiled and explained, You dont know my wife.The KISS she gave me stands for Keep It Short, Stupid. Opinions 1. What will you do when are in a bad mood? 2. I have a dream 愤青 小白脸 山寨 copycat cellphone 我爱你此生不渝 No measure of time with you will be long enough. 和你在一起，天长地久都不够 What kind of dog doesnt bite or bark? hotdog Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad？ Mom is closer， because dad is farther. Whats the poorest bank in the worl