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不作死就不会死：8个欠揍的文学角色 　　There’s nothing quite like curling up with a good book and visiting your favorite literary characters. They’re wonderful， lovable， and make you feel all warm inside. 　　But with them come those other characters. The characters that you loathe. The characters that you know you could like， if they just changed that one thing about themselves. They’re the characters you just want to smack. 　　These characters aren’t necessarily bad； in fact， many of them are the protagonists of their stories. But good guy or evil witch， these characters are all in severe need of a wake up call， with a healthy side dose of reality. 　　Check out our list of 8 famous literary characters we’d like to slap. Who would you add to the list？ 　　没有什么比拿起一本好书、拜访你最喜欢的书中角色更美妙的了。他们如此美妙可爱，让你发自内心感到温暖。 　　但随之而来的还有其他一些角色，那些你讨厌的角色。你知道，如果这些角色能做出一点改变，你也许就会喜欢上他们。而面对这些角色时，你只想给他们一耳光。 　　这些角色不一定是坏人；事实上许多还是故事的主角。但不管是好人还是恶魔，这些角色都急需被现实唤醒。 　　看看我们总结的8个欠揍的著名文学作品角色，你还想把谁加上去？ 　　Romeo Montague， Romeo Juliet 　　罗密欧?蒙太古――《罗密欧与朱丽叶》 　　Oh， Romeo. You only knew her for four days. Did you really have to kill yourself over a girl that you knew for less than a week？ Not to mention， she was only 13， and your romance would be illegal in most countries. 　　噢，罗密欧，你认识她只有四天。你真的有必要为了一个认识还不到一周的女孩去自杀吗？何况她只有13岁，你的罗曼史在大多数国家恐怕是非法的。 　　Harry Potter， Harry Potter series 　　哈利?波特――《哈利波特》系列小说 　　Harry Potter is one of the greatest literary characters of our time， but he’s also one of the most eminently slappable. He’s constantly not listening to people and breaking rules， then getting into danger for breaking said rules. 　　哈利?波特是我们这个时代最伟大的文学人物之一，但他也是最欠揍的人物之一。他总是不听别人的话，破坏规矩，然后因此陷入危险。 　　Miss Havisham， Great Expectations 　　赫维辛小姐――《远大前程》 　　Miss Havisham adopts a daughter for the sole purpose of using her as a pawn to torment the male species. HOW AWFUL IS THAT？！ Plus， that rotting wedding cake must have made her house smell disgusting. 　　赫维辛小姐收养了一个女儿，而目的只是利用她作为筹码来折磨男性。多可怕呀！另外，那个腐烂的婚礼蛋糕一定让她的房子充满了恶心的味道。 　　Amy March， Lit