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All music if folk music. I aint never heard no horse sing a song.Louis Armstrong. Well love you just the way you are if youre perfect.Alanis Morissette The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. Dennis Ritchie. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasnt met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield. I wont eat anything that has intelligent life, but Id gladly eat a network executive or a politician.Marty Feldman Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.Ralph Johnson Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I dont like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.Bill Shankly I like my beer cold卪y TV loud卆nd my homosexuals flaming.Homer Simpson All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.Bobby Knight Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.Mark Twain Winning isnt everything: Its the only thing. Vincent Lombardi. Submitted by Keith Ellington One day your life will pass before your eyes, make sure it is worth watching... Traditionally most of Australias imports come from overseas.Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.David Brent If it werent for electricity wed all be watching television by candlelight.George Gobol. My reputation grows with every failure.Bernard Shaw When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity.Albert Einstein There are now more TVs in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry.Prince Charles We are the people our parents warned us about. Home is the girls prison and