三人英语话剧剧本.doc

三人英语话剧剧本 　　三人英语话剧剧本（一） 　　Three Times Beating Monster 　　人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 　　J:沙僧 　　B:白骨精（何平） B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头 　　T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 　　S: Bajie,map! 　　E: （摸出，递给S） 　　S: Look,boss （凑近T）……（T、S一齐转向E） 　　T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 　　E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回） 　　T: （缩手）Ill keep it for you until we reach the west 　　E: But…… 　　T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 　　E: （递）Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!（坐）My stomach doesnt allow So. 　　S: Fat Pig! 　　E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will…… 　　S: You will what（凶相）？ 　　E: （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）。 　　S: Hm! 　　T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? 　　E: You see , boss is hungry,too! 　　T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal! 　　J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…… 　　T: Em……It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 　　S: No problem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看） 　　J: This is……？ 　　S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 　　T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! 　　S: Bye!（走） 　　T: Lets play cards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》 　　B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（变成B1） 　　B1: （接近三人，望着）Can I join you? 　　J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 　　B1: （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb! 　　T: Bomb?（打出） 　　B1: Double King! 　　T: Oh…I win! Em……，Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门） 　　S: （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打） 　　B1: （倒）Ah…… 　　T: （气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 　　S: She is a monster! 　　T: Nonsense!（深呼吸） 　　S: Oh,please dont…… 　　T:Its too late!（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱） 　　S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头） 　　T: （呛住，咳）Wukong,Im disappointed with you! 　　B: （真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, Il