101 uses for a woman.doc

101 uses for a woman：英文原文出处 中文翻译源自：http://bit.ly/19xOQ 1 Finding at least one thing about your appearance worth complimenting (“I’ve always loved your ... earlobes”). 1 至少找出一处你外形上的优点（“我总是喜欢你的……耳垂”）。 2 Finding at least one thing about your new haircut worth criticising. 2 至少找出一处你新发型的不足。 3 Lending you (often without knowing it) moisturiser. 3 借你保湿霜（通常是不知不觉的）。 4 Keeping Darfur on the agenda by being interested in what George Clooney is up to. 4 因为热衷于乔治-克鲁尼将干去什么而把达富尔（对中国人来说算是个熟悉的地方）记录到日程安排上。 5 Employing, through her retail habits, tens of thousands of children in the developing world. 5 她零售购物的习惯雇佣发展中国家成千上万的童工。 6 Leaving lots of little bits of ground apricot kernel in the bath after her weekly exfoliation. 6 每周去角质后，在浴室里留下很多皮质碎屑。 7 Never being too embarrassed to dance with you, despite your two left feet. 7即使你笨拙得好像长了两只左脚，也不会为和你共舞感到过于尴尬。 8 Compensating for your lack of colour co-ordination (they know the colours that go — and the ones that don’t). 8 补偿你色彩协调能力的缺乏（她们知道哪些颜色来的搭配——还有哪些不大搭配）。 9 Answering all the boy-band questions in the pub pop quiz. 9 在酒吧突击问答游戏中回答所有你兄弟们的问题。 10 Remembering the birthdays of friends, family and long-forgotten godchildren. 10记住朋友，家人以及忘记很久了的教子们的生日。 11 Having a unique method of navigation (“No, the other left”). 11 有独一无二的领航方式（“不，另外一个左转”）。 12 Fishing, outrageously, for compliments. 12 野蛮地钓鱼，恭维地说。 13 Reminding you about Mother’s Day. Twice. 13 提醒你母亲节。两次。 14 Saying that you’re not romantic enough and then complaining about your choice of restaurant. 14 批评你不够浪漫，然后抱怨你选择的餐厅。 15 Looking great in a little black dress. Every woman has her inner Audrey Hepburn. 15 穿着小号黑色晚礼服时候看上去很不错。每个女人都有她内在的奥黛丽赫本。 16 Being paranoid about running out of petrol (you know the car will do 50 miles after the warning light comes on, but would it hurt to fill up now?). 16 总是担心跑完汽油（大家都知道汽车当警告灯亮起后还跑50英里，有必要马上加油吗？）。 17 Restacking the dishwasher after you’ve done it. 17 在你洗完后又在洗碗机里堆满碗。 18 Gaydar (“My best friend fr