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The Cartoon Chronicles Episode 001, The Spongebob Experience Written By Andrew Roby WARNING- THIS SERIES IS NOT INTENEDED FOR CHILDREN TO READ. IT INCLUDES COURSE LANGUAGE, SEXUAL REFRENCES, STRANGE/VIOLENT SEXUALITY, STRANGE SEXUAL BEHAVIOR, STRONG VIOLENCE/GORE, STRONG RUDE HUMOR, DRUG USE/REFRENCES, GROUP RAPES, THEMATIC ELEMENTS, ALCOHOL USE AND A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF NONSTOP NUDITY. DO NOT READ ON UNLESS YOU ARE READY FOR IT! EXT-OCEAN FLOOR-DAY We focus in front of a very large dildo under the water. It is sitting on the ocean floor and the testicles are used as a door. A very happy sponge comes walking out of them. His name is Spongebob Penispants. Spongebob Ahahaha. Spongebob looks around and sees two other houses. Next to his house there is a giant blue face with the mouth as the door. Next to that house is a giant ass cheek without a door. Spongebob Well, its time for me to go to work at the Krusty Pussy. Then Spongebob hears a very faint voice. Voice Spongebob Penispants. Spongebob Penispants. Suddenly the ass cheek house flies up and a pink starfish comes out. His name is Patdick, Spongebob’s friend. Patdick Spongebob Penispants. Where are you going? Spongebob Krusty Pussy. Patdick Krusty Pussy? Where? Patdick looks around in curiosity. Spongebob No Patdick. Krusty Pussy is down the road a little. It’s where I work. Patdick You work on a Krusty Pussy? Spongebob Yup, and they have really good food. Patdick Sweet. Spongebob Well Patdick, I must get going. Don’t wanna leave the Krusty Pussy waiting. Spongebob starts walking down the road. Patdick Wait!! IT’S COMING! Spongebob looks behind him and see a squid running after him. It is Squidward Testicles. His nose is in the shape of a giant penis. Spongebob Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Spongebob dives out of the way as Squidward runs past him. Spongebob Whew. He didn’t stop for us this time. Patdick Yeah his nose really needs to use a condom. CUT TO: EXT-OUTSIDE KRUSTY PUSSY—DAY We see Spongebob and Patdick standin