英语小品剧本：泰坦尼克号titanic后现代搞笑版.doc

英语小品剧本：泰坦尼克号titanic后现代搞笑版 下文是关于英语小品剧本：泰坦尼克号titanic后现代搞笑版相关内容，希望对你有一定的帮助： 第一篇:《英语话剧之泰坦尼克号Titanic后现代搞笑版》 旁白：Its a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上） Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩） Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手） Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are. Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, its my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上） Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more. Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you? Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）. Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now…… Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中） Oscar: Ok. Lets go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中） Jack amp; Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~ Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J amp; O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水） Rose: Help, help!（Jack amp; Oscar将拉上Rose桌子） Oscar: Honey, how are you?