中学幽默英语课前一分钟演讲稿大全.doc

中学幽默英语课前一分钟演讲稿大全 　　现如今，英语已经成为了一种很流行的语言，在各个学校中英语逐渐被人们重视起来。很多中学中都开展了课前一分钟的英语演讲，这样可以很好的锻炼学生们的口语能力，有助于英语成绩的提高，下面为大家推荐中学幽默英语课前一分钟演讲稿大全，希望大家喜欢。 　　篇一 　　A Boy with a Big Head quot;Don#39;t listen to them,quot; his mother said, quot;You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes.quot; quot;Where is the shopping bag?quot; quot;I haven#39;t got one-use your hat 　　大头娃娃 一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买十斤土豆来。” “购物袋在哪儿?” “没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。” 　　篇二 　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, quot;What happened?quot; quot;A kid bit me,quot; replied Ivan. quot;Would you recognize him if you saw him again?quot; asked his mother. quot;I#39;d know him any where,quot; said Ivan. quot;I have his ear in my pocket.quot; 　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?” “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” 　　篇三 　　A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. quot;What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?quot; quot;I gave it to a poor old woman,quot; he answered. quot;You#39;re a good boy,quot; said the mother proudly. quot;Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?quot; quot;She is the one who sells the candy.quot; 　　好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” 「标签: 一分钟英语演讲稿」 本文链接：/fanwen/yanjianggao/201611/11285.html 本站内容如无特别说明，均来自网络和网友投稿！如侵犯了您的权利，请联系我们删除。 window._bd_share_config={“common”:{“bdSnsKey”:{},”bdText”:”“,”bdMini”:”2”,”bdMiniList”:[“mshare”,”tieba”,”douban”,”tqf”,”kaixin001”,”thx”,”ty”,”isohu”,”people”,”xinhua”,”mail”,”copy”],”bdPic”:”“,”bdStyle”:”0”,”bdSize”:”24”},”share”:{}};with(document)0[(getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0]||body).appendChild(createElement(‘script’)).src=‘/static/api/js/share.js?vjs?cdnversion=‘+~(-new Date()/36e5)]; 篇二： 部门及员工绩效考评制度 部门及员工绩效考评管理制度 为规范公司对部门和员工的绩效考评制定本制度。 1.目的 通