friends老友记第三季剧本完整版.doc

老友记-《Friends》剧本（第三季） 301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy [Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering] Joey: Im tellin ya that girl totally winked at me. All: Did not, she did not wink at you... (sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers) . Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected) Opening Credits [Scene: Rachel and Monicas, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.] Ross: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison. Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were. Phoebe: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Whos The Boss. Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs? Phoebe: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za. (Monica enters from her bedroom) Phoebe: Hi Monica! Ross: Hey Mon! Rachel: Hey Mon! (she just walks straight into the bathroom) Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all? Ross: Nope. Rachel: No, its been three nights in a row. Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richards cigar butts out on the terrace, so. Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call. [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is coming in from the bedroom] Chandler: Morning. Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes? Chandler: Yeah, like theres any way I could ever do that. Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey. Joey: (sarcastically) Good morning. Chandler: Hey, you know what, heres a thought. Why dont you stay home from work today and just hang out with me. Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. Im such a grown up. Janice: (laughs) I-I-