You39;ve_Got_Mail_电子情书_剧本.doc

Youve Got Mail script Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had solitaire removed from their computers... ...because they hadnt done any work in six weeks. Thats so sad. Do you know what this is? The end of Western civilization as we know it. Arent you late? Name me one thing that weve gained from technology. Electricity. Thats one. Y ou think this machines your friend, but its not. - Im out of here. - See you tonight! Sushi! Bye! Welcome. Youve got mail. Brinkley is my dog. We both love New y ork streets. Although he likes to eat pizza off the sidewalk... ...and I prefer to buy it. Brinkley is a great catcher who was offered a tryout on the Mets. But he chose to stay with me so he could spend 18 hours a day... ...sleeping on a large pillow the size of an inner tube. Don t you love New York in the fall? Makes me want to buy school supplies. Im almost ready. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils... ...if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms. Did you push it? Y es, I pushed it. Im so late. Random House fired Dick Atkins. Good riddance! Murray Chilton died. Thats one less person Im not speaking to. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Vince got a great review. Hell be insufferable. Tonight, PEN dinner. Am I going? Y ou promised! Its black-tie. Cant I just give money instead? What is it this week? Free Albanian writers? Im in favor of that. Okay, Ill go. Y oure late. I know, I know. Whos a happy dog? Welcome. Youve got mail. All right. Okay. Get down, get down. Dear friend: I like to start my notes to you... ...as if were already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that were the oldest and dearest friends... ...as opposed to what we actually are: People who don t know each others names... ...and met in a chat room where we both claimed wed never been before. What will NY152 say today? I wonder. I turn on my computer. I w