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一． Mental deficiency 智力缺陷 Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked ...how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track. Well, What sort of question? Well, you might ask him, Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, You wouldnt happen to have another example would you? I must confess I dont know much about history.“医生，你能不能告诉我，”鲍勃问，“对于一个看 上去很正常的人，你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢？”“再没有比这容易的了，”医生回答，“问他一个简单的问题，简单到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不 干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢？”“嗯，你可以这样问，‘库克船长环球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次 呢？’”鲍勃想了一会儿，紧张的回答道，“你就不能问另外一个问题吗？坦率地说，我对历史了解的不是很多。” 二． A Girls Name 女孩的名字 A Girls NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I dont understand why my grandfather had a girls name. 女孩的名字女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱的业已过世的父亲同一个名字，不过家人提醒这个名字太男性化了。几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很特别。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。迈尔斯很仔细地想了一下，然后说道：这些我都懂，妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。 三． A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Honey, do you realize that weve been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?　　 Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats? 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识