情景思维小故事 幽默情景对话.doc

情景思维小故事 幽默情景对话 导读：就爱阅读网友为您分享以下“幽默情景对话”资讯，希望对您有所帮助，感谢您对92的支持! Napolan and his soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了） 众士兵排列整齐的上。 M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨) Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散) M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let’s give him a warm welcome! Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头) M: He doesn’t know French at all. Ss: What a pity! A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month. M: What shall we do? B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first one is “How old are you?”. The second one is “How long have you been in the Amry?”. The third one is “Did you join any of my two compaigns?” M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn’t know French. What shall we do? B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at any time. Ss: Good! 各种场合： 睡觉: A: Sam. How old are you? Sam:21.sir! A: How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 3 years sir! A: Did you join any of my two compaigns? Sam: Both.sir! 吃饭:B:Sam. How old are you? Sam:21.sir! B: How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 3 years sir! B: Did you join any of my two compaigns? Sam: Both.sir! 跑步：C:Sam. How old are you? Sam:21.sir! C: How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 3 years sir! C: Did you join any of my two compaigns? Sam: Both.sir! ..... Ss: We believe that’s no problem at all. N is coming. N is coming. (众士兵立正) N: Hello! Everyone. How are you? Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir! Sam 在哆嗦，引起了拿破仑的注意。 N: （走到他的面前）Well. How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 21 . sir. N: (非常吃惊的) How old are you? Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir. N: (生气的) Either you or I am mad!!!! Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!! Ss: My god!!! 众士兵失望的下场了。 百度有哪些信誉好的足球投注网站“就爱阅读”,专业资料,生活学习,尽在就爱阅读网92,您的在线图书馆 篇二： 部门及员工绩效考评制度 部门及员工绩效考评管理制度 为规范公司对部门和员工的绩效考评制定本制度。 1.目的 通过对部门和员工日常工作和行为规范的考核、考评，建立公司绩效考评管理系统，促进个人工作素养和整体工作效率的不断提高，防止和纠正部门和员工渎职、失职、违纪、违规行为，保证公司绩效目标管理的达成。 2.适用范围 适用于公司内部对部门和员工的各级考评、各类行为规范的考核的管理。 3.职责和权限 3.1总经理或其授权人或公司主管领导对总经理办公室和人力资源部有考评权和考核权，负责