webeginwithmylogo….pptVIP

we begin with my logo … ! Do you think it is a coincidence that the MBA Master’s hood in the U.S.A. is insipid brown? tom’s presentation officially begins: title slide follows … The Incredible, Wild, Whacky, Scary, SuperCool Future … and Why We’re Not Even Remotely Prepared, and What We Can Do About It, for the Sake of of Our Careers, Work and Organizations: A Musing on Strategies, Tactics, Attitudes, Tips, and General Observations, Such as Why a CFO Should Never Be Promoted to CEO, Why All MBA Programs Should Be Closed and Shuttered, How the “2Bs” (Bentonville and Beijing) Became the Co-capitols of the Universe, Why Only Freaks Get Things Done (in Freaky Times), Why Outrageously Audacious Devotion to Game-changing Innovation Is the PSR/Primary Survival Requisite (Duh), Why Women Are So Much Better Leaders Than Men (Duh II) (and They Also Buy Everything, Though Just Try Telling That to the World’s Advertising “Geniuses”), and How UPS GE IBM Are Actually All About Love! (We Will Totally Cover All This and More in 8F … or 450 Minutes in “Old Language.”) “About a year ago I hired a developer in India to do my job. I pay him $12,000 to do the job I get paid $67,300 for. He is happy to have the work. I am happy that I only have to work about 90 minutes per day (I still have to attend meetings myself, and I spend a few minutes every day talking code with my Indian counterpart.) The rest of my time my employer thinks I’m telecommuting. They are happy to let me telecommute because my output is higher than most of my coworkers. Now I’m considering getting a second job and doing the same thing with it. That may be pushing my luck though. The extra money would be nice, but that could push my workday over five hours.” —from posting at Slashdot (02.04.04), reported by Dan Pink No Limits?“Short on Priests, U.S. Catholics Outsource Prayer to Indian Clergy” —Headline, New York Times/06.13.04 (“Special intentions,” $.90 for Indians, $5.00 for Americans) If you insist, the “off