Using language_313965.ppt

* 三月，行军 1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? 3. What is the smallest room in the world? 2. What month do soldiers hate? 1. Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked. Enjoy some verbal jokes: 罚款 2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone number? 3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face. Read some of these customer and waiter jokes and match the joke. Can you match the joke with the explanation. C: What’s that fly doing in my soup? W: Swimming. I think! (B) The first person is angry about something and wants to say “Why is this here?” 2. C: What’s that? W: It’s bean soup. C: I don’t want to know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now. (C) The answer to the question contains a word which, when spoken, can have two meanings. The first person is asking for information about time. The second person treats it as a question about shape. The second person treats it as a request for information, and gives an answer to the question. 3. C: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long? W: No, sir. Round. (A) Patient: Doctor. I’ve lost my memory. Doctor: When did this happen? Patient: When did what happen? Anisha: Thank you doctor. My fever is gone. Doctor: Don’t thank me. Thank god. Anisha: Then I’ll pay the fees to god. Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology(哲学) courses. She started up her class by saying “Everyone who thinks youre stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No,