803TheOneWhereRachelTells…讲解.doc

803 The One Where Rachel Tells… [Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.] Chandler: Hey! Babe! Aren’t you excited we’re going on our honeymoon? Monica: Yeah I am! Chandler: (singing) Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama… Monica: That’s right. Get it out of your system while we’re alone. Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Hey! Phoebe: Yeah! Have a great honeymoon! Chandler: I’d better go pack. Monica: Oh no, I already packed. The only thing I couldn’t find though was your Speedo. (Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.) Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I don’t have a Speedo. I’m gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.) Rachel: (entering) Oh good you’re still here! Monica: Hey! Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.) Monica: Thank you. Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What? (Pause.) Joey: We know its Ross! Rachel: How?! How do you know? Phoebe: It was his sweater, but—Oh my God! Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but I’m so relieved you guys know. Monica: This is so great! And I’m gonna be your baby’s aunt! Rachel: I know! (They hug.) Phoebe: Me too! (Joins the hug.) Joey: I’m gonna be an uncle! Come here! (He joins the hug.) Rachel: (breaking the hug) You’re all gonna be aunts and uncles. Monica: Yeah, but I’m the only one related by blood. Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how I’m gonna tell Ross! Monica: Well, what were you gonna say? Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that I’m-I’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants. Joey: Well that, that sounds good. Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.) Monica: Hey! Good luck! Ph