浙江省诸暨市草塔中学高中英语必修4课件：Unit3Usinglanguage人教版.ppt

人教课标 高一 必修 4 Unit 3;Using Language;三月，行军 ;1. Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked.;2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone number? 3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.;Read some of these customer and waiter jokes and match the joke. Can you match the joke with the explanation.;2. C: What’s that? W: It’s bean soup. C: I don’t want to know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now. ;The first person is asking for information about time. The second person treats it as a question about shape. The second person treats it as a request for information, and gives an answer to the question.;Patient: Doctor. I’ve lost my memory. Doctor: When did this happen? Patient: When did what happen? Anisha: Thank you doctor. My fever is gone. Doctor: Don’t thank me. Thank god. Anisha: Then I’ll pay the fees to god. ;Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology(哲学) courses. She started up her class by saying “Everyone who thinks youre stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!;A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! 2. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh. 3. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washingtons windows with warm washing water.;play on words;1. How did Watson answer Holmes’ question?;2. What happened actually? ;After reading the funny story, what kinds of person