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[00:00.00]＝＝＝＝片名：有关时间旅行的热门问题＝＝＝＝ [01:32.75]Time travel. 时间旅行, [01:35.71]Itll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it. 这个问题会令你纠结到神经错乱, [01:38.67]Best not to think about it. 最好就是不要去思考它. [01:40.67]Best just to get on with the job in hand, 继续完成我们手头的任务, [01:43.75]which is destroying the enemy before theyre even born 在敌人诞生并对我们产生可能的威胁之前, [01:46.15]and have a chance to threaten us. 就把他们消灭在萌芽状态. [01:48.35]Were expecting any resistance to be light, 我们估计到了任何最轻微的抵抗. [01:51.07]as the ancestors of our enemies have yet to evolve any thumbs, 即使这些我们未来敌人的祖先还没有进化出拇指 [01:54.71]or indeed spines. 或是像样的脊柱来. [01:57.67]But that does not change the fact that they may one day 但是这改变不了将来有一天 [01:59.99]evolve into a species that may pose a threat to us. 它们可能进化成一个足以对我们产生威胁的种族的事实. [02:02.99]And for that reason we are going to rain down a fiery death upon them, 为此，我们将要投放大量的强力杀伤性武器, [02:06.63]that will turn the surface of their planet into a radioactive desert 把这个星球的表面变成一片充满辐射的荒漠. [02:10.39]because we are the Planetary Peace Corps and that is what we do! 因为我们是星际维和部队，这就是我们的工作！ [02:16.19]Now, are you nappy-wearing motherfuckers ready to lock and load and get it on?! 现在，你们这些乳臭未干的小屁孩准备好装填子弹开始战斗了吗？！ [02:29.51]What? No-no-no-no! Shh! 怎么回事？别别别！嘘！ [02:32.27]Look, its not even a real gun! Ooh! 听着，这根本不是真枪！ [02:35.87]Ooh! Look at all the lights! 看看这些灯光! [02:42.11]- iLiftoff./i - Shut up! 住嘴 [04:04.47]i Due to technical difficulties,/i ithe Star Ride is closed until further notice./i 由于技术性故障，星际探险游戏暂时关闭，请等待进一步通知. [04:12.15]iDue to technical difficulties,/i ithe Star Ride is closed until further notice./i 由于技术性故障，星际探险游戏暂时关闭，请等待进一步通知. [04:19.59]Two for one at Dinoburger. 恐龙肉汉堡两块钱一个. [04:22.51]Two for one at Dinoburger. 恐龙肉汉堡两块钱一个. [04:25.11]It doesnt even make any sense. Why would we do this? 这一点意义也没有 我们干嘛要干这个 [04:27.71]Toby, dont start. 托比，别说了. [04:30.07]All right, love? Two for one at Dinoburger. 你好啊，姑娘? 恐龙肉汉堡两块钱一个. [04:32.75]Were encouraging people to eat dinosaurs, to eat us, you know. 我们在鼓励大家吃恐龙，也就是吃你跟我，知