学习英语的九大好处.docx

学习英语的九大好处 你就别抱怨用了一生来学习英语，到头来一点用处也没有，投入和产出简直不成比例，其实这你就错了，看问题不能这么片面，下面我就总结了学好英语的九大好处，你看完就会觉得自己没白学英语。 1，会英语很牛逼。你想想你在别人面前满嘴都是谁也听不懂的鸟语，那该有多牛逼啊，要多牛逼有多牛逼。 2，会英语是泡妞的资本。小妞通常都势力，说中国话她不见得搭理你，但你要说一口她根本听不懂的鸟语，保证她侧目于你，她甚至都会立马觉得她自己就是鸟人了。 3，会英语可给老外指路。外一你很幸运地在遛弯的时候遇到一个老外，恰巧这个老外又迷路了，你会鸟语，给他指指路，你就为中国人民争了大光了，但前提是这个老外也说英语，外一他是老挝来的那算你倒霉。 4，会英语去国外旅游方便。你有好几万，实在没地方花，于是去旅游，旅行团的翻译你完全可以不用，你自己就可以嘟囔嘟囔地大说一气，管他老外听懂听不懂呢，反正你说了，你过瘾了。小声告诉你一下，你可别去法国，法国人没文化，不懂英语。 5，会英语是炫耀自己的资本。你可以在不同的场合冒出一句半句的英语，让在场的人对你侧目，这样可以让你的虚荣心得到极大的满足。 6，会英语念书有用。现在念书的人都知道有一门功课几乎比所有主科都重要，那就是英语，英语要是不及格你就别想毕业了，所以会英语比学好什么科都重要，不服你就试试。 7，会英语评职有用。现在各行各业都评职称，连工会人员都评什么政工师，相当于什么教授副教授的，就不知道拣垃圾的需不需要评职称。不过你无论你评什么系列的职称都必须考鸟语，鸟语不通过一切都是白扯。 8，汉语说不明白的时候可用英语弥补。语言是用来交流的，谁也不能保证自己说汉语就没有不卡壳的时候，卡壳的时候挺难为人的，但要是你会英语就好办了，你可以在这个时候用英语来替代，免于尴尬。 9，会英语便于去国外任职。你在单位干的比较出色，单位领导一高兴，派你出国任职，你要是会英语那你就如鱼得水了，但前提是你必须去英语国家，你要是去刚果就比较麻烦了。 Learning English IX benefits ( wurong zekeOthers complain that you spent a lifetime to learn English, the end point is not useful, inputs and outputs it disproportionately, In fact, you are wrong, do not be so one-sided issue, I below summarizes the study English IX benefits you will feel watching the white did not learn English. 1, very Niubi English. Just think of others before you who are mouthful also listen to the birds do not know, the more Niubi ah, how many Niubi Niubi. 2, English is the girls capital. Xiaohao usually forces, said Chinese She not pay attention you, but you say one she did not understand the birds. guarantee you she lives in, she would even think that she flew himself is a bird person. 3, will be to a foreigner in English grumble. Foreign you a very lucky in Liuwan encountered when a foreigner is, as it happens, the generals also lost, would you birds. He pointing to the road, you will of the Chinese people for a large optical, but the precondition is that the generals also said English, He is an outside Laos to the then hard luck. 4, English to foreign travel. You have tens of thousands, is no place to spend