8年级英语(下)幽默小故事.ppt

* 【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger．” 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。” 【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。” A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger．” 【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer． 老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。 学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。 【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） 老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。 学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。 Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer． 【3】Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it． Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have． 老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。 【3】Twenty-eight Days 老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。 Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it． Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have． 【4】The pen Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please． Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes． 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。 【4】The pen 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。 Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please． Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes． 【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄） Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen． Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old． Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen． 老师：安妮，你几岁？ 安妮：十五岁。 老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！ 安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。 *