别和平面设计师约会的理由–经典创想.docVIP

1、They are very weird people.????? 他们是非常奇怪的人类。?2、There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.????? 世上有千百万这样的怪胎，多得就像你电脑屏幕上的色彩。?3、They will analyse conversations in layers.????? 他们会像对待图层一样，逐层分析谈话的含义。?4、You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.????? 你得花一整天跟他们一起组装宜家傢俱。?5、They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.????? 他们向来不管什么都往嘴里倒，只因为他们喜欢那些食物的包装。?6、They hate each other.????? 他们讨厌彼此。?7、Youll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.????? 欣赏完一部电影之后，你会是最后一个走出影院的人，因为你得陪他看完演职员字幕才能走。?8、They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.????? 他们换不了一个灯泡，或者说，他们得先画张草图才行。?9、They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.?????? 如果有人打扰到他们，他们会掀桌子给你看。?10、They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.?????? 他们宁愿研究你外套上的佩斯利涡漩花纹，也不会想去听你说什么。 11、They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.??????? 他们会在你家堆满杂志，或者随便什么有着图画的东西。?12、You never know if it is really an original or a copy.??????? 你永远不会知道那是原版的还是仿制的。?13、They make collages with your photos.??????? 他们会拿你的照片玩拼图。?14、They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.??????? 他们不懂什么是加减，他们只认字母。?15、They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.??????? 他们崇拜着没人知道的某号人物，聊起此人来彷彿就像他们是同事一样。?16、They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.??????? 他们几乎每天都要拍照，并且都喜欢裁成怪异的形状。?17、They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.??????? 他们什么都要问你的意见，然后他们爱干什么就干什么。?18、Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.??????? 什么东西都要左对齐、右对齐，或是居中对齐，除非他们晚点了。?19、They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.??????? 他们狂热地讨厌着 Comic Sans 字体正如他们狂热地偏爱 Helvetica 字体一样。?20、They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.??????? 他们用iPhone做每一件事，因为他们人手一台。 21