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Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton? -Andrea Sachs? -Yes. Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor. Follow me. Okay, so I was Miranda/s second assistant but her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now I/m the first. -Oh, and you/re replacing yourself. -Well, I am trying. Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks. We need to find someone who can survive here. Do you understand? Yeah. Of course. Who/s Miranda? Oh, my God. I will pretend you did not just ask me that. She/s the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend. You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want. A million girls would kill for this job. It sounds like a great opportunity. I/d love to be considered. [Giggling] Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine so an interest in fashion is crucial. What makes you think I/m not interested in fashion? -[Cell Phone Ringing] -Oh, my God. No! No! No! What/s wrong? She/s on her way. Tell everyone! She/s not supposed to be here until 9:. Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk. -God, these people! -[Whistles, Whispers] Who/s that? That I can/t even talk about. All right, everyone! Gird your loins! -[Excited Chattering] -Did somebody eat an onion bagel? [Exhales, Sniffs] [Bell Dings] Sorry, Miranda. [Bell Dings] Move it! Ooh! I don/t understand why it/s so difficult to confirm an appointment. I know. I/m so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night. Details of your incompetence do not interest me. Tell Simone I/m not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. And R.S.V.P. Yes to the Michael Kors party. I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. -[Whispers] 9:45 sharp. -Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time. No, I don/t want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-