当个伴娘居然有这么多鬼要求.docx

当个伴娘居然有这么多鬼要求 “Welcome to my bridal party. I thought today would be a great day to start this chain, as it is officially six months until my wedding day.?“欢迎加入我的伴娘团！婚礼还有6个月就要开始了，今天给大家说说伴娘的几条基本守则吧！ 1. Weigh-ins will begin in 3 weeks. I for one would really like some time after Thanksgiving to make my body forget about what it consumed, so I thought I would give you guys some cushion room.?3周后我们开始称体重哈。我感恩节后长胖了不少，估计瘦身需要时间，所以也给大家留了个缓冲期。 2. No-one can be skinnier than the bride. That means Kelly and Lizzie will be on a protein weight gainer diet exclusively until May. I will have the nutritionist call you to discuss diet plans.?不许比新娘瘦。所以，五月份前Kelly和Lizzie你俩该多吃点了，我会让营养师给你们打电话讨论饮食计划哦。 3. Bed times leading up to the wedding will be strictly enforced. I absolutely cannot have you all have saggy, baggy eyes. I am sure you all understand.?婚礼前，大家都必须规律作息时间。我可不想看着你们顶着黑眼圈和眼袋出现在我的婚礼上，大家都理解吧？ 4. Swimwear attire: I would like everyone to wear matching bikinis that have rhinestones on the tushie spelling out “maids.?关于泳衣，我给大家准备了比基尼哦，屁股上会用人造钻石拼出“maids”（伴娘）。 5. All bikinis leading up to the wedding must be strapless bandeaus. I cannot have terrible tan lines in strapless dresses.?希望大家在婚礼前都穿没有肩带的比基尼，要知道穿抹胸裙时露出内衣肩带的晒痕很难看。 6. Sunscreen: We need to make sure you ladies look lovely and radiant and not red and reptile like. Pack accordingly.?都记得带上防晒霜啊，希望大家到时候都光彩照人，不要被晒得红扑扑的。 7. Speeches: If you plan to make a toast, please submit it for approval and revision, no later than 4 weeks prior to the wedding.?如果有人计划在婚礼上给我祝福，记得提前把祝酒词给我审核修改一下，记住，一定要在距离婚礼4周之前提出哦。 8. Haircuts: If you plan on chopping off your locks, please submit your proposed new look prior to any actions (this applies to coloring as well).?发型。如果有人想剪头发，一定要提前报备，经过我允许才能剪。染发也一样哈。 9. Attendance: is strongly requested at all events but I will make some exceptions on a case by case basis.?出席。我当然希望婚礼上每一个环节大家都在，不过，经过我允许的特殊情况可以除外。 10. Ink: Consider this a moratorium on future tattoos until June 5th. Those of you with visible artwork wi