影视英语口语-离婚时的临时发挥.pdf

影视英语口语:离婚时的临时发挥 Mike: I lost my family. Ned: Hey, Mike? If its any consolation, I think you really did help your kids. You did your job, and now the hero can move on. Mike: I dont want to. Maybe they dont need me anymore, but I need them. Ned: Hey, not to be a buzzkill, but youre due in court in 22 minutes. Mike: Ned, I need more time. I have to stop this. Ned: To the Nedmobile. Mike: Wait, Ned, Ned, Ned. Ned: Yes. Mike: Pants. Ned: I should have pants on. Yes. Ned: Come on, Glenn! Hes nothing but a glorified midget wrangler. You wouldnt be so big without that vest! Grab that thing thats down there. Grab it. Just hold that up. Mike: Where you get this? Ned: Best 20 ever spent. Saves me a half hour on my commute. Mike: OK. Ned: Dude, just hold it. Hold it way up. Man: The whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help you God? Scarlet: I do. Judge: You request a divorce by the state of California citing irreconcilable differences. This correct? Scarlet: Yes, Your Honor. Judge: Is Michael ODonnell present? Lawyer: No, Your Honor. Judge: I take his absence as agreement to the orders of the divorce. Lets proceed. You are not requesting sole custody? Scarlet: No, Your Honor. Ned: You cant handle the truth! Judge: What? Ned: Im sorry, I panicked. It was the first thing that came into my mind. Your Majesty. Judge: Who are you? Scarlet: Thats my husbands best friend. Judge: You a lawyer, best friend? Ned: Yes. Scarlet: No. Ned: I believe the law degree in my pocket says so. Yes, and its a little bit smeared because I sat on it in the car, not because I printed it out recently. Judge: Lets pretend thats real. You want to explain what youre doing here? Ned: We...are stopping a gross...miscarriage of justice ! That... Mike: Okay, if youd just let me explain. I can explain this. If you would just listen...Ive got a letter from Mike ODonnell, hes the husband in this case! Judge: Im sorry. Were in the middle... Scar