幽默图片英语绕口令.ppt

Customer: Waiter.Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No,sir. Round. Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring Boy: Of course, What’s your telephone number? Humorous Story * * * * * * * * * * Unit 20 humour comedian clown crosstalk joke sketch When you see the word “humour”, what will you think of? funny story Customer: Is there any soup on the menu? Waiter: There was, but I wiped it off. I cover your eyes stealthily “ 特困生” Can you say ?? 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮 不吃葡萄 倒吐葡萄皮 Tongue Twisters I saw a saw saw a saw. v. see—saw --seen n. a kind of tool v. the action a saw make Betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter, so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish. If white chalk chalks white on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk black on a white whiteboard then? . Practise saying the tongue twisters Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks Can you can a can as canner can a can ? A big black bug bit the big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasnt the thought I thought I thought. She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, Im sure she sells seashore shells. ? Laughing Party ? ? Come on! Jokes Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why not? Policeman: Read that sign. Driver: I did. It says, “ Fine for parking, ” so I parked. An animal sports meeting was going on. A duck and a crab (螃蟹）arrived at the finishing line at the same time. The judge asked them to play Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide who is the winner. But the duck says “no”. Plea