《老友记》中英文剧本第一季第十一集.docVIP

111 The One With Mrs. Bing [Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.] Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterdays daily news? Monica: Why? Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Dont look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. Phoebe: Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma. Monica: Hes coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool. (The guy walks past them) Guy: Nice hat. Monica and Phoebe: (in unison) Thanks. (The guy walks on) Phoebe: We should do something. Whistle. Monica: We are not going to whistle. Phoebe: Come on, do it. Monica: No! Phoebe: Do it! Monica: No! Phoebe: Do it do it do it! Monica: (Shouts to the guy) Woo-woo! (The guy turns round, startled. Monica points to Phoebe. The guy gets hit by a truck) Phoebe: I cant believe you did that! Opening Credits [Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.] Monica: Why did I woo-hoo? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that hed turn round and say I love that sound, I must have you now? Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP! Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing? Phoebe: Maybe nobodys tried this. Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet hes a lawyer. Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means hes artistic. Monica: Okay, hes a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance! Phoebe: Oh! And, hes the kinda guy who, when youre talking, hes listening, yknow, and not saying Yeah, I understand but really wondering what you look like naked. Monica: I wish all guys could be like him. Phoebe: I know. [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.] Chandler: Are there no conscio