《老友记》中英文剧本第九季第九集.doc

909 The One With Rachels Phone Number SCENE:Chandlers office in Tulsa. His assistant is showing him photographs. Jo Lynn: This kitty is Mittens and this one is Fitzhugh, and this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkies. Chandler: Yep. Thats a lot of cats Jo Lynn. Single are ya? (Phone rings. Chandler answers using the speaker phone. ) Chandler: Chandler Bing. Joey: Hey. How come youre answering your own phone? Wheres your crazy assistant? (She frowns. Chandler picks up the hand set. ) Chandler: Whats up Joe? Joey: Okay, what have we always wanted to do together? Chandler: Braid each others hair and ride horseback on the beach? Joey: No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game.. . courtside! Chandler: Courtside? Oh my God. Joey: Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee. Chandler: Thats so cool. Ill let Monica know. (Chandler hangs up and calls Monica who is reading a book on their sofa as the phone rings. ) Monica: Hello? Chandler: Joey just called. Hes got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night. Monica: Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game, we wont have a night together for another week. Chandler: But hey, its courtside. The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr.. . (Pause) Thats not the way to convince you. Monica: Chandler look, I dont want to be one of those wives who says, You cant go to the game. You have to spend time with me. So, if you could just realize it on your own.. . Chandler: I know. Youre right. I want to see you too. Ive just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know? Hes really looking forward to this. Monica: Tell him that you havent seen your wife in a long time. Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that what little time we have is precious. Chandler: Yeah, ah, ah.. . Ill think of something. OPENING CREDITS SCEN