《老友记》中英文剧本第九季第十七集.doc

917 The One With The Memorial Service [Scene: Ross apartment , Chandler and Joey enter] Chandler: Hey! Ready to go? Ross: Oh yeah, let me just finish this. Joey: Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I cant do that! Chandler: What are you doin? Ross: Have you seen this? Its a new alumni website for college! Its cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what youre up to. Chandler: Great, a faster way to tell people that Im unemployed and childless . Ross: Its actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich? Chandler: The tall girl who wouldnt sleep with you? Ross: Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident... Chandler: Bet shed sleep with you now... Ross: No... I already e-mailed her. Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: Doctor Paleontology, two kids... (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because youve one very similar interest! Ross: You know what? Im gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat. Joey: Hey! (he throws the basketball against a table again) Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learned how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room) Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross computer) Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. Shes now my girlfriend. I dont care what society says. Its the best sex Ive ever had... aaand SEND! Joey: (he stops Chandler from posting the message) No, no, no... what do... you cant do that to him! Ross: (he comes back) Alright, lets go! Joey: Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross hands) Ross: I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house! Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button) Opening credits [Scene: Joey and Rach