《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第8集.doc

《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第8集 108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice 108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice [Scene: Chandlers Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. ? Shelley enters.)Shelley: Hey gorgeous, hows it going? Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this? Shelley: Question. Youre not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Chandler: Ah, ysee, perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent, or self-destructive... Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday? Chandler: Yes please. Shelley: Okay. Hes cute, hes funny, hes- Chandler: Hes a he? Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. Im just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye... Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there.) Chandler: ...Couldnt enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, yknow, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be... Chandler: You did? Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebes entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? Monica: I did. Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah. Joey: Not me. Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, yknow, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. Chandler: Youre kidding! Did you tell her I wasnt? Ross: No. No, its just cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so... (Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandlers look and abruptly stops.) Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me? Phoebe: I dunno, cause youre smart, youre funny... Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, dyou ever think that about him? All: Yeah! Right! Chandler: WHAT IS IT?! Monica: Okay, I-I dknow, you-you just