英语情形剧剧本.doc

英语情形剧剧本 　　英语情形剧剧本（一） 　　收场引见： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don’t forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don’t forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 　　第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯? 曹操 蒋干 　　旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，如今正向这里杀过去，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 　　赵云：no!自己姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ 　　（赵云从面前拿出一坨布，代表阿斗） 　　赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already …ai ~. 　　（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出） 　　夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children, stop there or i will kill you 　　（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之格斗） 　　赵云：心爱！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? 　　（二人装模作样打斗数招） 　　赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three… nine dark white bone fingers!! 　　夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i’m over 　　赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ 　　（曹操、蒋干二人上） 　　曹操：没想到我们初次收兵便杀得朋友望风而逃！真可谓班师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn’t expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. 　　It reminds me of a poem, “Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful” 　　蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎样吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; 　　（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒） 　　曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 　　曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun? 　　Is he engaged in what is called performance art? 　　（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起） 　　曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 　　夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band 　　蒋干：是朋友的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy’s maid with a child in his arm. 　　曹操：那你呢？What did you do? 　　夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i’mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去