名词性从句试卷.ppt

Thank You! 学园 家园 乐园 北京市密云县第二中学 北京市密云县第二中学 北京市密云县第二中学 Unit 1 A land of diversity Grammar— The Noun Clauses 张玉娟 Joke 1 Beauty was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her. One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his wife. She answered, No, John, I wont marry you. I want to marry a man who is famous, who can play music , sing and dance very well, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when Im tired of listening. The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Bertha, It isnt a man youre looking for. ____________________” Joke 2 On a girl’s way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said :”If one day, they will not have to stand on their toes all the time.” Joke 3 A teacher asked asked one of his students: What is the longest and what is the shortest? The student answered immediately , while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest. Joke 4 A guy had stayed sadly in a bar for more than half an hour. Then, a truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, Come on man, I was just joking. Here, Ill buy you another drink. I just cant see a man crying. No, its not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was pretty angry, and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, . A.that the last sever