营销中英文简短笑话.ppt

First flight Mr.Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about airaccidents,so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane,Mr.Jwas very worried about accepting.Finally,however,his friend persuaded him that it was very safe,and Mr.J boarded the plan. His friend stared the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport.Mr.J had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take off and the landing,so he was ertremely friend,lookat those people down there,they look as ants,dont they? Those are ants,answered his friend,Were still on the ground. 第一次坐飞机 约翰逊先生之前从未做过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行故事的报道，所以有一天他的朋友邀请他乘坐自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断的保证说飞行时很安全的，他终于被说服了登上了飞机。 他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场上跑道上滑行。他听说飞行最危险的是飞机的起飞与降落，所以他害怕的闭紧双眼。过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼往窗外看去，对朋友说道：“看那些人，就像蚂蚁一样，是不是？” “那些就是蚂蚁，”他朋友说道，“我们还在地面上。” * Ill see to the rest A guard was about to signal his trian to start when he saw an attrctive girl standing on the planform by an open door ,talking to another pretty girl insaid the carriage. Come on,miss!,he shouted,shut the door,please. Oh,I just want to kiss my sister goodbye.She called back. You just shut that door,please,called the guard,and ill see to her rest. 其余的事有我负责 以为车上的列车员发出列车启动的信号， 这时他看见一位漂亮的姑娘站 在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁， 跟车厢里的另一个姑娘在说话。 “快点，小姐，”他喊道，“请把门关上。” “哦，我还没和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。 “请把门关好，”列车员说，“其余事由我负责。” * Sleeping pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night,he want to see his doctor,who presscribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills,slpt well and was awake before he heard the alarm,he took his time getting to the offorce,strolled in and side to his boss:i didnt have a bit of trouble getting up this morning . Thats fine,roared the boss,but where were you Monday and Thuesday? 鲍勃失眠，他想去看医生，医生给他开了一副强力安眠药，星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡的很好，在闹钟之前就醒了，他来到了办公室，溜达进去，对老板说：“我今天起床一点麻烦都没有。” “好啊，”老板吼到：“那你星期一和星期二到哪去了！” * A?physics?Examination Once?in?a?physics?examination,?Nick?finished?the?first?question?very?soon,?w