自己收录的一些搞笑的事和笑话（Own included some funny things and jokes）.doc

自己收录的一些搞笑的事和笑话（Own included some funny things and jokes） There was a couple in the dining room, and the woman said to the man, arent you married to me yet? You dont think I have nobody. The man was silent. The woman said, if you dont talk any more, Ill find someone to marry here. the waiter came over and said to the woman, Miss, please speak a little. The other guests have been scared away by you.. This morning is a historical examination, before the exams are still ten minutes, a young female teacher holding a stack of papers in, smiling to say: this topic more, but are some common problems, so must not be empty. Those who cant understand can raise their hands and ask me. I really cant discuss each other or look up information. Just as everyone cheered, the headmaster shouted at the door: Xiao Wang, you went to the wrong classroom.! Your survey was at the senior one! A girl: now how, the upper body wearing cotton padded jacket, lower body wearing stockings. B: I dont understand Keep the fresh milk warm and the ham chilled. The son returned home gingerly, Dad, I got only 60 marks for todays exam.. Dad was angry. Dont call me dad next time.! On the second day, my son came back. sorry, brother! A man to go abroad, and in love with his girlfriend, respectively, girlfriend touched his face, tearful words. N minutes later, he said to her, just say something, its not a touchscreen.. To sell humidifier shop, the door stood a lot of smoke humidifier, which has a bowl shape, the bowl is full of smoke, is very beautiful, also placed just below my sight, I am very elegant. Well in front of the bowl took a breath, showing a white paper from the smoke, above screamed: blow your uncle...... When I saw my father smoking in high school, I advised him Dad, smoking is bad for your health. Stop smoking. He said: worry, only smoking, when you go to college, I do not worry, and then quit. Study hard, after college, see him smoking Dad, give up smoking. When you graduate, I will not wor