哄女朋友三十六计(时代版)（Coax girlfriend thirty-six meter (time Edition)）.doc

哄女朋友三十六计(时代版)（Coax girlfriend thirty-six meter (time Edition)） The first love girlfriend (laughter Edition) First, no matter what kind of food she eats, she will have her first bite Second: stand on her left hand holding her hand, even if the meal is sitting in her left hand holding her left hand (us in retrograde traffic from the right over, but I firmly to her left, the result......) Third meter: her bad health, accompanied her to exercise, and accompany her to swim (exercise on the way, I casually looked at the eye, ran next to the girl, three days did not talk to me.) Fourth: no matter how busy, busy will be the first to call her (she thought I very idle, I began to suspect that there is no serious work......) Fifth plan: climbing the mountain when she was tired, to carry her, sweating profusely, do not say tired (rolling down the mountain...) Sixth: she is allergic to ultraviolet ray, the summer for her umbrella (accidentally did not fully cover her anger, she said I dont care, I want to review.) Seventh: she will not use the knife, when the first pizza pizza cut into pieces and then take her to eat (probably my eyesight is not good, took a slightly smaller 1 mg piece to her, she is wise, beat the crap out of me.) Eighth: eat the rest of her meal (she thinks I have a good appetite, afraid I dont eat enough, every day after a lot of left... Ninth meter: in a snowy night, the fish thorn carefully picked out to feed her dinner (I excitedly said, thorns are picked out, she was happy to eat big mouth, and 1 minutes later, I dialed 120...... ) Tenth: let her wipe nose Kleenex directly into your pocket, after seeing the dustbin and take it out to throw away (stuck in his trouser pocket, she asked me to hold her, I refused, she cried and gave me a slap away, I sat next to the trash to pray. Eleventh: when you watch the movie, let her feel comfortable on your right shoulder and hold your right arm. (she suspects Im sitting close to the lady on the right.) Twelfth: she a