惯例笑话（Conventional jokes）.doc

惯例笑话（Conventional jokes） Its hard to summarize the good tests, over and over again. You can give a sincere experience, so that I can enter the practice area, want to study, learn to do better for the global contribution. Here, help me!! Just chatted with MM, suddenly thought of this practice ~ ~! ? Me: XXX.... Whats the trouble? ?? MM: its a bit curious to ask, whats the matter? ?? Me: I dreamed of you again last night ?? MM:blablabla ? Me: I dreamed you owe me 100 pieces, did not return ah, have several times, you really owe me, did not return ah? ?? MM:blabla... ? Personal feeling, this Convention applies when you want to chat with an MM and dont know how to open it. I just want to chat with a MM, do not know what to say, suddenly flashes of light, the brain has appeared in this practice, the effect is not bad, as for the follow-up topic, we rely on ourselves 2., I had a dream last night, dream of Taibai Venus told me a lot of secrets! The original za a pair 500 years ago are immortal. I cried, and I remembered! Xiao Tian, Im erlang! Do you remember me, Xiao Tian?! How have you been these hundreds of years? 3. man: do you have a TV set? Female: No. Man: look, CCTV1, the White House is bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police have blocked the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 11 people missing... W: really? Man: 1 others were deceived! 4.A: two people stand at the station, take off their clothes and dry. For a piece of sewing, they sweat all over. Guess what theyre doing? B: you are so mean, A: dont like them! ^_^ in sawing wood! Color girl!! 5.A: last night I had a dream: God told me, my life! Settle alone. B:BLAABLAA~~ (comfort or something like that) A: but there is only one way to break it B: and the crack? A: tell this dream to ten fools. B: you?... Dream, dont take it seriously! A: but I was crying! B: why? A: because I only know one of you! Oh, my God! Im done. (A: but then I dream of God, it makes me smile through t