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两分钟做个小测试，看看你的英语水平/test/kuaisu.aspx?tid=16-73675-0美联英语提供：第一次约会女生应该穿啥 First dates are always nerve-wracking -- thats a given. So many questions! Where will we go? What if Im gassy? Should I let him pay or should I offer to split the tab? What will we talk about? Will he like me? More importantly, will I like him? 第一次约会总是很紧张的，这是肯定的。你会有很多问题：我们去哪？他觉得我没内涵咋办？我是让他请还是各付各的？跟他说点啥？他会喜欢我吗？更重要的是，我会喜欢他吗？ All?valid?queries, but possibly the most pressing question any of us worry about is, what in the hell am I going to wear? 在我们担心的所有问题里，最正常但可能也是最有压力的一个是，我到底应该穿啥？ I am not a?fashionista. Let me get that right out of the way. My jeans are Levis and the only Prada I own was purchased off eBay. As I write this, Im wearing a Gap T-shirt covered in cat hair and yellow ankle socks with?bumblebees?embroidered爋n them. d我也不是啥时尚达人。咱就直接说了，我的牛仔裤是Levis，唯一一个Prada还是eBay上买的。我写这篇文章的时候，我穿的是Gap大卖场的T恤，上面粘的都是猫毛，一双有大黄蜂团的黄色短袜。 But while I dont know where hemlines are headed or what color will be the new black next season, I do have a handle on what you shouldnt wear on a date -- especially a first date. 不过就算我不知道裙摆应该朝哪边，啥颜色会进入下一季的黑名单，我的的确确知道你约会不能穿啥，尤其是第一次约会的时候。 Under where? 内衣穿啥？ Bad underwear isnt necessarily ugly or old. Its the bra that pushes your boobies up beautifully, butpinches?your underarm chub. Its the boyshorts you paid $50 for, but?ride up?your butt crack every time you climb a stair. 不是只有难看的或者旧的内裤才是糟糕的。就算你的内衣可以很好的衬托出你的胸型，把你腋下的肉挤得跟鲑鱼似的也不行。你可能花了50块钱买了条低腰平脚短裤，但是每次你爬个台阶你的屁屁都快裂开了，这都是糟糕的。 And yes, sexy Underoos can make a girl feel sassy, but that effect is lost when youre constantly diggingelastic?out of your behind. 是，性感型的能让一姑娘觉得自己挺时髦的，不过你总得去拽后边的松紧带的话，就啥效果都没了。 Battle of The Bulge 和“赘肉”的战斗 While its true that support garments count as underwear, I thought the?scourge?of the Spanx deserved its own entry. I once wore one of these Instruments of Torture on a TV audition and Im sure the pained look on my face went a long way towards ensuring youll never see me on prime time. 塑型美体的也算内衣，我承认，我以为Spanx牌子带