长篇笑话.5（Long joke.5）.doc

长篇笑话.5（Long joke.5） In the morning, when I go to work by subway, I am crowded! Beside a girl grow very Kawai is text, I do not intend to read one found she wrote today a lot of people, very crowded while I remember a thing myself laughing. After a while, I didnt want to look back and saw the girl continue to write, there is a SB standing next to it.... 2., at noon to save money, queuing, a beautiful woman in the back asked me: save money is it? En!! Im just going to get the money. Youll have to give me the money if you want to save it, so you dont have to wait in line.. I thought it was reasonable, so I gave her the money A friend said: the 3. northern brother very calm, the school is also very calm than brother, brother brother calm because school is not afraid of death, because the school is not afraid of brother brother calm death...... 4., five children divided into a cake, only cut three knives, how to split? Answer: a knife hacked a friend, then two knife to cut the cake into four parts... 5. singles rain season, single way deep sorrow. May I ask where the wife? Brother Li Yuchun had opened! 6. when I was a child, the teacher told me that there was a diligent little man and a lazy person in the body, and when you hesitated, they would fight. Primary school when a diligent villain often lazy villain played when they tied Petals drop and waters flow., junior high school, high school to be lazy villain often win. But when I got to college, I suddenly realized they didnt fight, and moms hard-working little man was killed! 7., with a class time to finish the ground and get in the use of the difference, language teacher finally let Xiao Ming sum up. Xiao Ming wanted to say, my house must be cleaned.. 8. class, A classmate fell asleep. The mobile phone suddenly rang a speak the emperor, you see, is connected or cut? Suddenly, the class in perfect silence. Since then, As classmates telephone has not played again in the classs person...... 9. there is a temporary remem