陆小凤笑话（Lu Xiaofeng jokes）.doc

陆小凤笑话（Lu Xiaofeng jokes） Joke one Little Phoenix: Simon, whats your sons name? Simon: no hate. Little Phoenix: Simon without hate? Simon: right. And whats your sons name? Little Phoenix: handsome. Simon: why? Small Phoenix: after others will call me -- my dad was so handsome! Joke two One day, the master of the little Phoenix called the little Phoenix to his face. Master: Xiaofeng ah, you are all my disciples inside the most stupid one even, but why are you the laziest one? Dont you feel ashamed? Small Phoenix: this can blame me master, who let you put the Sagong out of his legacy! Joke three He was caught stealing Sagong, small Phoenix. Little Phoenix: I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first? Sagong: bad news. Small Phoenix: you were sentenced to beheading in Caishikou! Master: This is a really bad news. So whats the good news? Little Phoenix: guess what?! Master: you come to rescue me? Little Phoenix: no.. Master: what is that? Small Phoenix: I put the executioner knife into blunt. Be smart! - so, Sagong Kuangou -- -- -- Zen master retreat a month of bitter gourd, one day finally exit, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly rushed over, firmly grasp the bitter masters hand, excited to say: master of balsam pear! Your old man has finally come out! Im so mad! Bitter gourd master very touched by: I did not think there are so miss my son Lu people in this world! Lu Xiaofeng tears: a month do not see the master, I really want to miss you............. Braised eggplant in it! (saliva ing) Bitter melon fainted. One day, Lu Xiaofeng, Ximen Chuixue, Baiyun Santo three race, the provisions are not allowed to use light achievement, referee Sikong Zhaixing. The results Ximen Chuixue because often catch kill, exercise a lot of opportunities, ran the first city in second; white clouds. And Lu Xiaofeng is usually too lazy to walk, leaving behind. Flowers afraid of Lu Xiaofeng sad, Lara Lu Xiaofengs hand, Xiaofeng comfort: dont be sad, just a game! Lu Xiaofeng gasped. Sor