笑话全集大全（The complete collection of jokes）.doc

笑话全集大全（The complete collection of jokes） 1. Go to bed early Composition teaching and evaluation, the teacher put good writing to you this correction. When he came to Bessies seat, he asked, Bessie, did you write this composition? I dont know. Bessie answered. How could you not know?! The teacher said angrily, to tell you the truth, who helped you? I dont really know, Bessie answered, honestly, I went to bed early. 2, whereabouts unknown A professor of chemistry explained an organic chemistry reaction in class, and he said to his classmates, please be careful, everybody.. At the start of the reaction, there were twenty-five carbon atoms. But now? Only twenty-four...... He paused for a moment and waited for the class to explain, but the class was silent. The professor then asked, what on earth happened to cause the atom to be lost? Still a hush. The professor had to ask specifically, who can ask, where exactly is it? Still strangely quiet. After a while, in the front of the classroom, there was a muttered voice. But no one left the classroom.! 3, exciting game This day a woman in a class of middle school physics teacher for sick leave, 40 female students who are looking forward to substitute to the physics class is actually a big handsome boy teacher, so the female classmate teases said: teacher, we can not in class, play some exciting games? The teacher was silent for a moment, and said, OK.! Everyone, put your books away and take the exam now! 4, Cambridge school rules This is the true story of University of Cambridge in 90s: During an exam, there is a brave and creative candidate suddenly proposed to the Proctor provide refreshments and beer for him. And then theres a conversation like this: A: sorry, what are you saying? Candidate: Ill ask you to bring me snacks and beer now, sir. A: Im sorry, no.. Candidate: I insist on my request, sir. Not only did I ask, but I ordered you to bring me refreshments and beer now. The student also produced a copy of the school rule