笑话急诊室的故管理事（Joke the managing director of the emergency room）.doc

笑话急诊室的故管理事（Joke the managing director of the emergency room） A physicians quirk The so-called standard eccentricities, in fact I have It differs from man to man. I dont understand, what is called quirks, for example I hate Deep-Fried Fermented Tofu above all for having heard it many times of infamy, but some people around the stalls to eat awfully. Blame! The summary of some occupational habits about doctors is roughly the order of magnitude. First, wash your hands. Quite a few doctors have had trouble washing their hands. I like a general friend, his character is reading a table (HbsAg) - positive patients must wash hands, this has been complaints from patients n times, a fine of more than one thousand yuan, still never change. Of course, can be understood as the doctor Jiepi, but doctors do not blame in health, because more than once I saw after a major surgery, the surgeon professor did not wash their hands, even without taking off gloves grabbed bread eating. Two, itching. First, to clarify the incidence of skin disease doctors in this group never higher than ordinary people, in fact, most doctors are not easily lifted the white coat itching. Itch this thing, the biggest charm is what happened in the firm can not scratch, such as you go in order, in strict accordance with the norms of asepsis cut nails, brushing three times and three times after the global arm, wearing a gown, wearing gloves, after his arm and chest into a sterile area sacred immediately, to itch. Most of the forehead hair to drill out from a surgical cap, this situation is relatively easy to handle, a nurse will get you hello! The worse is around the back, the scapula is urticant, in addition to fingernails or similar sharp instruments can not be resolved, then miserable, not only because your hand is forbidden, others separate the clothes scratching it is difficult to solve the problem -- they might get more itch, know the conventional solution operation room doctor? Ha ha, ceng! Yes, two eyes