笑话大全2011（Joke 2011）.doc

笑话大全2011（Joke 2011） There is a direct Chinese. Learn foreigners come to Taiwan but he has confused the iron and steel difference. One day he came home very late. The downstairs door open. He had to go upstairs and loudly shouted the landlady. Your doors open. Yeah... Two frogs fell in love for many days, married, born a baby, the public Frog Happy embrace of the baby, a fine look, but it is a frog! Male frog bate, tightly grabbed the wifes neck: tell me, what is this thing?! The mother frog tears, and it is difficult to suppress a sentence: before I know you, I have plastic surgery.! There is a beautiful stewardess, very light, but there is a bad problem, love fart, and is very smelly. During an empty flight service, the stewardess put another fart. In a flash, the whole plane was filled with stink. A passenger could not stand it, and asked the stewardess: Miss, how could it be so smelly? Stewardess very embarrassed, but certainly can not admit, ah, shame. So the flight attendant thought, Oh, thats normal, because our plane is flying over the ozone layer.. A pair of very good friends drink together. A says to B suddenly: Hey!... I heard your wife wouldnt let you drink. B replied, Im at home like a tiger.. Ill be afraid of her! Ha ha. Soon his wife came back from takeout! B suddenly shouted, quick!... Wu Song is back! Help me clear up the table! A drunkard came home just lie down next to a woman without rhyme or reason. The drunk said, Im not drunk. Why did you hit me? The woman called and scolded, arent you drunk? Even the room is in the wrong! The drunkard Zuiyan, glanced at the woman said: I am sorry, I am not the wife...... He had just head and heavy blow to the fart, I was your wife, are neighbors! The way to work yesterday, chat with colleagues, she spoke about her husband is a pig, but in the end of the year, so this is a pig tail. Immediately, with a fever of head and a word that made me regret all my life, I blurted out loudly and excitedly, Im the pigs head