2014网络经典语录（2014 network classic quotations）.doc

2014网络经典语录（2014 network classic quotations） 2014 network classic quotations 1. Love is art, marriage is technology, divorce is arithmetic! 2, Beikeda cheated me the University for four years, so Im going to use my knowledge of the Beike Da cheated social life! 3, dont sleep in class, they buried in drunk. 4, to eat their own meals, not to hunger as the standard; to eat a friends meal, to eat as a standard; to eat the bosss meal, to eat as standard; to eat the governments meals, to support the undead as the standard. 5, when you put on the wedding of love, I put on a monks robe...... 6, house prices are getting higher and higher, so fewer and fewer good men...... 7, see me later, you will suddenly find that the original handsome can also be so specific! 8, lost ten years of youth Haonianhua person may still eat sleep; losing one hundred thousand yuan money, may I. 9, can fire assay, a woman may try to use gold, men may try to use a woman. 10, sleep is an art - no one can stop my pursuit of art! 11, wife is a tree, must hold; the lover is a bird, dont feed; wife is a treasure, you can argue with her; the lover is grass, who pulled and who run, said Confidante, dont quarrel is not running, is not easy to find. 12, rich does not represent the noble; education does not mean quality; image does not mean the connotation; poverty does not mean inferiority; age does not mean self-confidence! 13, new life +, work hard, work easy, to love now, things to understand, friends pay more, be honest and kind, eat well, playing elegant, indifferent to fame and fortune, doing things easy. 14, lying the kick. Pull out the dog to feed the dog. Bullying my criminal detention. Call me a video beheading. Light does not speak of wheat sent into the mountains to feed monkeys. No not wheat flowers sent to cattle to Tibet. Whisper MM, cut your tongue first, and chop your hands. No respect for the friends of the dead meat 15, open the computer, we are so close... Turn off the computer, were so f