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exercise02文字素材(Exercise02 text material)
exercise02文字素材(Exercise02 text material)
Engineers and programmers
On the plane, an engineer sits with a programmer. The programmer asked the engineer if he would like to play an interesting game with him. The engineer wanted to sleep, so he refused politely and turned to sleep. The programmer insisted on playing and explained that it was a very interesting game: Ill ask you a question, and if you dont know the answer, Ill pay you $5.. Then you ask me a question, and if I cant answer, Ill pay you $5. However, the engineer politely refused and went to bed again.
The programmer was a little worried, and he said, well, if you dont know the answer, you pay $5; if I dont know the answer, Ill pay $50.. Sure enough, it did work, and the Engineer agreed. The programmer asked, how far is it from the earth to the moon? The engineer didnt say a word and gave the programmer $5.
Now it was the engineers turn, and he asked the programmer, what has three legs on the hill, but four legs down the mountain? The programmer looked at the engineer with astonishment. He took out his portable computer and looked for information. After half an hour, he woke up the engineer and gave the engineer $50. The engineer politely received the money and went to bed. The programmer got a little annoyed and asked, so whats the answer? The engineer said nothing, took out his wallet, took out $5 for the programmer, turned round and went to bed.
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Disabled: a first class Kathleen obstacle race.
Idiot: white wait at the door back in black.
War: Frank Hsieh and even war, vice president of the throne.
Peace: coke, peace and white, no reason to be hit by the teacher, is really unlucky.
Ginseng: the teacher said everyone must do his best when everyone relays to the brigade tomorrow.
Senior student: I cant read this long history of economics.
Sorry: the big gutter at my door is very sad. Go t
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