老友记 第二季第十七集中英分行对照剧本.doc

So what do you think? 你认为怎么样? Casa de Joey. 乔伊的窝 -I decorated it myself. -Get out! 我自己布置的 Wow, Joey, this is.... 乔伊，这个是… -Art. -Art it is. 艺术就是艺术 Check this out! Is it a coffee table? 瞧，这是一张咖啡桌呢 Is it a panther? Theres no need to decide. 还是一只豹?都无所谓 Hey, nice pillow. 好漂亮的枕头 So tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin? 这是真的布偶皮吗? Hey, excellent water, table thing. 好极，好极了的桌上型水东西 Thanks. I love this. But you know what? 谢了，我很喜欢这个东西,但你知道吗？ It makes me want to pee. 它会让我想尿尿 Yeah, me too. I think thats the challenge. 对呀，我也是对呀，我想挑战就在那儿 How come Chandler didnt come? 为什么钱德没来? Its because he had a thing with the... 因为他有一件事 ...with the thing. …他有事 Right. I got it. 我懂了 So why dont you show us the rest of your casa? 带我们去参观其他的部分吧 The best part! Come on. 最棒的部分，来… Nice toilet. 好帅的马桶 No, no, no. Behind it. 不…後面那个 -You have a phone in here? -Thats right. 你这里装了电话?没错 I have a phone. 我这里装了… In here. …电话 Joey, promise me something. 乔伊，答应我一件事 Never call me from that phone. 别用那个电话打给我 The One Where Eddie Moves ln The One Where Eddie Moves ln Okay, here we go. 来了 Sorry, they were all out of apple pie. Someone just got the last piece. 抱歉，苹果派卖完了最後一片刚被干掉 Oh, my God! You wont believe this! 天啊，你们绝对不会相信的 I have just been discovered. 我刚刚被发现了 Wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago. 等一等，我四年前就宣布你为法国领地了 Anyway. 总而言之 Dont freak out and say how great this is until Im done. 答应我，你们不会发狂直到我说完为止，好吗? I just met this producer of this teeny record company... 我刚刚认识了一个小唱片公司的制作人… ...who said that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound... …她说我的声音很清新很特别… ...and she wants to do a demo of Smelly Cat. …她要帮我录制”臭臭猫”的试听带 Okay, I told you not to do that yet. 我说过不要太兴奋的 And she wants to do a video. 她还说要帮我做MTV呢 Im not done yet, okay? 我还没说完 God! 天哪 If that goes well, they may even want to make an album. 如果结果不错的话他们或许还会帮我做一个专辑 Im done now. 我说完了 If you care about me, get the pie out of the mans hood. 罗斯，如果你关心我的话就把馅饼从他帽子里拿出来 -Get the what? -Theres a pie in the hood. Go! 拿什么