无意看到的（Unintentional）.doc

无意看到的（Unintentional） When men are busy, they often go to bed!! 1. men really smell, lying is not ashamed! Clearly on the back, also said in the unit, secretly in tryst, but said wine drunk, go home to open the work tired, pour bed sleep, and if the wife charming, pretend to cry pain, close your stomach! The 2. man has an affair of the symptoms: every day, work overtime, housework is not touched, mobile phone home, to shout loudly, often wearing underwear. The control examination conforms to three, belongs to the suspicion, four can diagnose. 3., the death of men: see the beauty? He died, to engage in hand? Beauty dies and cheats into the house? In a hurry, sleep on the bed? Exhausted, wife know? Scared, parents know? Ashamed to die, the leadership know? Whole dead, rival know? Killed. 4. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, the mans word was not true; love is eternal, the blood is bright red, the man does not hit is incorrect; if the man is rich, and who are few; men reliable, sows are on the tree! 5. eight men fear: a fear of pregnant lover, two afraid of wife desperately sick, miss three, four afraid of the masses, five afraid lover is bubble, six afraid of mahjong shooting, seven afraid of money stolen, Viagra eight afraid of failure. 6. eight naive: leaders toast you dont drink, and you miss the first touch of leadership, leading to walk your car, your personal leadership leadership speech wordy, you said, you take a bath the leadership, the leadership clip vegetables you turn table, listen to the card you touch the leadership. 7. this fooling around if good, called love; take it if good, called marriage; sex thing, if well done is strict chastity; if the good from this impotence, is perfect. 8. young looking for a beautiful wedding, when looking for a hard-working and capable, after the divorce to find a wealthy, dead for inexorably hangs on.. The 9. man, always smiling, his eyes not discharge, the incidence is bitchy, bluff and deceive! The woman breast waist deb