李敖语录（Li Ao Quotes）.doc

李敖语录（Li Ao Quotes） I had two great regrets in my life: first, I couldnt find anyone like Li Ao to be my friend; two, I couldnt sit down at the stage and listen to Li Aos wonderful speech. 1. Li Ao said, there is only one reason for advance, but one hundred reasons for retreat. Many people have one hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward all day long, but there is no need to justify him as a warrior. 2. Li Ao said, there are three kinds of myths: 1. Myth.. Two, Taiwanese independence of Taiwan. Three, the Kuomintangs offensive against the mainland. 3. Li Ao said: see lien lie, see his eyes do not blink, see James Soong lie, to see his hand pinch, see Chen Shuibian lie, to see his mouth open, he opened a lie. 4. Li Ao said: I curse the way is that other people swear, is a bastard, but I have a skill, I can prove you are a bastard.. 5. Li Ao said: the woman really is to make you the hardware of software is obviously distinct. When you saw her, you were all soft except for her dick. A woman like that is a real woman. 6. Li Ao said: sometimes the explanation is unnecessary - the enemy does not believe your explanation, the friend does not need your explanation. 10. Li Ao said: the best way to revenge is to live longer than the enemy, live well. 11. Li Ao said: for people weighing 200 pounds, the priority is not to lose weight, but to find 205 pounds standing in front of him.. 15. Li Ao said, a successful husband is more money than a wife can spend. A successful wife is one who finds such a husband.. 16. Li Ao said: some people think that modern civilization is cancelled, horses instead of a car. But modern people should do first array cattle to sit on the car. 17. Li Ao said: grow up, that is, you know what that is. mature, that is, you know, intentionally said do not know. 18. Li Ao said, a good man is cursed when he does a little evil; a bad man just gets a good thing.. 22. Li Ao said: the iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can be g