英语笑话选之红脖子驾照.pptx

Redneck 是指那些没有读过什麽书的乡下人而言, 由於他们与众不同的生活方式, 以致於成为其他美国的人笑柄.所以就有人写了一篇 Rednecks drivers license application 来讽刺这些 Redneck.Last name:________________(Check appropriate box)First name: First name:[_]Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Wylane JoLove[_] Billy-Joe[_] Bobby-Jo[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann SueAge: ____ (if unsure, guess)Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sureShoe Size: ____ Left ____ RightOccupation:[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty PoliticianSpouses Name: __________________________2nd Spouses Name: __________________________3rd Spouses Name: __________________________Spell S-P-O-U-S-ERelationship with spouse:[_] Sister [_]Aunt[_] Brother [_] Uncle[_] Mother [_] Son[_] Father [_] Daughter[_] Cousin [_] PetNumber of children living in household:___Number of children living in shed: ___Number of childrenthat are yours: ___Mothers Name: _______________________Fathers Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)Vehicles you ownand where you keep them:___ Total number of vehicles you own___ Number of vehicles that still crank___ Number of vehicles in front yard___ Number of vehicles in back yard___ Number of vehicles on cement blocksFirearms you own and where you keep them:____ truck ____ kitchen____ bedroom ____ bathroom____ shedModel and year of yourpickup: _____________ 194_Do you have a gun rack?[_] Yes [_] No;If no, please explain:Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe[_] TV Guide[_] Soap Opera Digest[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Armed andReady!___ Number of times youve seen a UFO___ Number of times youve seen Elvis___ Number of times youve seen Elvis in a UFOHow often do you bathe:[_] Weekly[_] Monthly[_] Not ApplicableHow many teeth? ___C