卑鄙的我中英文字幕.doc

卑鄙的我 抱歉先生 厕所在哪里? Excuse me, sir,is there a commode?贾斯汀! Justin!亲爱的 快拍 我手举金字塔呢 Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand.贾斯汀 马上给我回来! Justin, you get back here right now!别上去! No, stop! 不行不行 快拦着他 下来 别乱爬 No, no! Stop him! Go back! Dont climb!慢点 慢点 Wait, wait.小子别动 慢慢来 Hold on. Easy, little boy.别过去 孩子 站在那 别! Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No!别别别! 他掉下去了 No, no, no! There he goes.贾斯汀! Justin!我接着! 我接着! Ive got him! Ive got him!吉萨金字塔的失窃让埃及举国震怒 Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen窃贼使用巨型充气赝品掩人耳目 and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.此事造成全球恐慌 There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens各国及其国民试图保护其名胜古迹 try to protect their beloved landmarks.执法部门仍毫无头绪 Law enforcement still has no leads人们纷纷猜测是何人犯下此滔天罪行? leaving everyone to wonder,which of the worlds villains is responsible for this heinous crime?而他下一目标又将是哪里?And where will he strike next?* 今天过得糟糕透顶 * * Im having a bad, bad day ** 老子地盘该由老子做主 * * Its about time that I get my way ** 彻底摧毁所见一切 * * Steamrolling whatever I see *冷冻光! 冷冻光! 冷冻光! Freeze ray!Freeze ray! Freeze ray!* 今天过得糟糕透顶 * * Im having a bad, bad day ** 别以为我这是针对你 * * If you take it personal, thats okay ** 我在一旁沾沾自喜 * * Watch, this is so fun to see ** 我可真是相当卑鄙 * * Despicable me *早上好 格鲁! 你好吗 Morning, Gru! How you doing?你好 弗雷德 Hello, Fred.对了 你的狗在我院子里到处大便 我很是不爽FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard,and I dont appreciate it.抱歉 狗嘛 总是随心所欲 Sorry. You know dogs. They go wherever they want to go.除非死翘翘了 Unless theyre dead.开玩笑呢Im joking!尽管是大实话 再见啦Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one.那个...好吧Okay. Yeah.* 彻底摧毁所见一切 * * Steamrolling whatever I see ** 我可真是相当卑鄙 * * Despicable me ** 今天过得糟糕透顶 * * Im having a bad, bad day ** 别以为我这是针对你 * * If you take it personal, thats okay ** 我可真是相当卑鄙 * * Despicable me *开什么玩笑啊! Youve got to be pulling on my leg!有人吗Hello! 卖饼干啦Cook