搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本.ppt

It hurts feelings when it comes to money! . Oh ,please take me away. Cast 刘艳 饰 诸葛亮 张娟 饰 刘 备 梅颖 饰 关 羽 朱俊东 饰 张 飞 石润泽 饰 仆 人 导演:全体成员 幕后：詹慧 致谢 谢谢观赏！ 湖北大学档案系出品 * * 一部经我们精心改变的英语短剧，超级搞笑、绝对震撼。 故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝对盗版。 绝对物超所值，绝对汗，神起…… Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang‘s? whatched cottage three times? and? wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei’ sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.  Now，let’s go into the story. wish you will like it.  SCENE 1 Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhuge,Server  A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. En? It dosen’t burn on. 饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙.嗯？没点着 Sorry，we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom! 凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang 此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生 ! Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much. According to our custom? 必须的，老曹太欺负人了 Ok. No problem. Buliang, go to open the door. Heng!. A ni ha sai yao! Can you speak English? Can you speak Chinese? Can you speak Egyptian? Spanish? Congolese? Egyptian? Shut up! who are you people? I’m liubei I’m Guanyu I’m sorry What do you three take to come here? Riding a horse, of course. So, how do you riding a horse? Money!! SCENE 2 Zhugeliang’s Home Actors: Zhu,Lu,Guan,Zhang,Server I think we will manage it this time Stop! Stop! What are we doing here? At ease Attention! You two! Be clever this time! What? If you don’t pull me, I will easily kill him with my strong throat! My god! Why do you punish me? Don’t be sad, my boss. As I know, our Monitor doesn’t pass the