Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本123.doc.doc

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本123 123 The One With the Birth [Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] Ross: Shes not here yet. Shes not here. Shes having my baby and shes not here. Monica: Im sure everythings fine. Has her water broke yet? Ross: I dont know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. (Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.) Joey: Do we have to know about that? Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Joey: Im gonna be in the waitin room, handing out cigars. Chandler: Yes, Joeys made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50s. Ross: God, I dont believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab. Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. Its probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. (Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.) Rachel: What, its ok when Chandler does it? Chandler: You have to pick your moments. (Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.) Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it? Ross: Shes not even here yet. Monica: Whats with the guitar? Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical. (Carol and Susan arrive.) Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been? Susan: We stopped at the gift shop. Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. Were having a baby, ok, a baby, you dont stop for Chunkys. Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker. (Everyone is amused by Chandlers comment.) Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean. Opening Credits [Scene: Carols Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.] Ross: Stopped for a Chunky. Carol: Let it go, Ross. Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross face) Ross: (weakly) No. (Carols doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.) Dr. Franzblau: Hey, hows my favorite parentin